Gah! I am not a photographer.

I hate uploading pictures. And then Editing them. Taking them in the first place. Why does this world have to be so stinking visual? I am terrible with lighting, focusing, composition. I don't feel like I have time to learn about these things, so I end up spending more time trying to fix my stupid mistakes than if I would just take the time to learn my camera. And, yet, I still don't do it. My life is a giant paradox.

I just want to push a button and the picture is perfect. No photoshop, editing, red-eye fixing, retaking the picture a million times under different kinds of light to make it look more fabulous. I just want a picture. And someone else to take it!